Drunk

Like an uncle, only drunker.

When you need to hold on to something to prevent yourself from falling off the earth, that's when you know that you're drunk. (Or you're an Uncle)

by Iwillshove59fuctosupyou May 10, 2023

defunkulating

the act of decreasing a person's mental funkiness by any method including public shaming, vandalism, assault or murder.

"Bro did you see the fight at lunch? Marli got totally defunkulated!"
"Oi give me back my highlighter or I will thoroughly defunkulate you!"
"Do you want me to teach you the art of defunkulating?"

by The Man Who Licks Windows May 16, 2023

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

degunkle

Solve a very hard puzzle

Im gonna degunkle this

by steev practic July 8, 2023

drunk tank

A swimming pool or stock tank full of drunks

I'm going out to the drunk tank to swim with Jim and them.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Drunk'nt

Drunk'nt is a state of a human wen they are starting to no longer be able to property think basically melting down, this ussually happens because the person is too tired to be able to think properly not by any alcohol.

I have a pencilllllllll...........
You are so Drunk'nt.

by anonymous August 16, 2023

Drunk Uncled

Verb
Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.

"Woody drunk uncled me again, so somehow I'm paying for dinner."

by GCWrites August 22, 2023