cunt must

A vulgar explicative used in the utmost frustrating situation.

Andy: For frig sake man! I just lost my best fishing lure in that snag! “ Cunt Must”!!

Andrew: That really sucks Andy, that was the fourth one in the last 20 minutes!

by UpIce#3 July 11, 2022

Possum cunt

A possum cunt is someone who can burn the midnight oil gambling and always come out on top. Like a possum, they maintain their composure all night, and as consistent winners, they are disliked by their opponents. Hence possums cunts.

He beat a bunch of people at the table last night? Yeh, he's a possum cunt.

by Opossums January 14, 2021

leisure cunt

Noun. An affirmative name for someone who is enjoying leisure time.
Independent person who makes having free time a priority.

Person 1: "Yeah I decided: fuck doing my masters in 2017, I'm gonna be a total leisure cunt."
Person 2: "Aw! I want 2 b a leisure cunt!"

by leisurecunt August 3, 2016

Porch Cunt

A cunt that yells at you and your kids from the safety of their own fenced yard.

Every time I walk my daughter to the bus stop this porch cunt at the corner yell random shit. It's amazing how those porch cunts have nothing better to do than yell at people. Why are those porch cunts such dirt squirrels?

by Weeki June 3, 2015

Cunt licker

Someone who starts cunnilingus or licking of the vagina and when the female is about to climax/cum the guy/girl stops. Also an insult

Let me guess. You are getting a divorce for an accidental cunt licking.
Fucking cunt licker!

by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

Mudda cunt

A funny curse to say in Trinidad it can get you shat

Haul yuh mudda cunt dread *laughs

by KingInnaEarth January 30, 2021

Shit cunt

Opposite of a sick cunt. A shit cunt is someone who is the absolute living scum of the earth; someone you would gladly push in front of a train without even being paid. From that one prick who always scabs the last chips without asking, to Dazza from up the road who comes around uninvited and gets piss drunk on all your beer every friday arvo before passing out in the middle of your front yard, all the way down to the two fuckwads who set up your entire class to fail an exam because they aren't capable of doing better than anyone else; they're all shit cunts.

Person 1: I can't believe half the legal class failed the exam what a joke
Person 2: yeah it's because these two fuckwits put up all the wrong notes on the FB chat so everyone else would fail.
Person 1: What a pair of shit cunts

by NuggBorger June 17, 2018