Corona-boner

State of arousal that cannot be relieved by a satisfying hand shandy because you’re stuck in lockdown with your family.

After fourteen days in lockdown with his girlfriend , Adam had a severe case of Corona-boner.

by Steelworker Jim April 8, 2020

con-boner

As the opposite of pro-boner, con-boner can mean uncool, stupid, lame, ect.

"Dude this party is so con-boner"
"You are so con-boner"

by Roxas/Misa August 10, 2009

The gay boner

When your watching a guys back arch his sexy smile, then his tight butt damn you captain america

I was watching winter soldier then I had a the gay boner (I love marvel and I'm single)

by Hekil80pplin2dayshesadoptedmvl November 13, 2018

Boner Collision

A momentous occasion

Oh my God, I got an A on the test! Boner collision!

by GTS585 January 2, 2011

Sun Boner

People who go outdoors when it becomes sunny and warm out (Usually standing/sitting/playing in grassy fields).

Look at all the sun boners playing corn hole and frisbee.

by bobe dole May 2, 2013

Eye Boner

When you see a very attractive person that it makes you open your eyes wide open. Usually your jaw drops along with it as well.

Damn, I got an eye boner from staring at Bonquisha's ass at the club!

by Mongacarta December 28, 2009

boner chat

When you are basically in a chatroom online with hot girls on cam and you get a boner. Also referred to as cyber boner.

Dude I was in that boner chat last night... Soooo hot

by hitman8945864 November 26, 2010