Michael Collins Lonely

Used to refer to extreme levels of loneliness.

Michael Collins the astronaut. He was one of the three persons aboard on Apollo 11 crew. The other two Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin got to walk on the moon, whilst Michael Collins was sitting in the command module alone. In fact, for 45 minutes, when he was on the other side of the moon which didn't face the Earth, he not only lost contact with NASA on Earth, but with both Armstrong and Aldrin, making him one of the loneliest person in human history.
Matt: I feel lonely this Valentine's Day.

Dave: You may be lonely, but not Michael Collins lonely.
by InternetHuman September 17, 2016
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Captain Michael Biehn

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you scoop out a spoonful of Bush’s baked beans out of the can and spoon it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis.
My boyfriend gave me a Captain Michael Biehn last night and my butt is still shittin beans out.
by RatchetBrant February 1, 2022
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Michael afton ward

An amazing husband and boyfriend that I love so so much and I want to marry. He’s literally the light of my life and he’s helped me through absolutely everything. If anyone dares to go near him I will violently rip their oesophagus and shove it up their ass hole until they’re choking it back up through the hole in their throat. I fucking love Mr Michael Afton Ward. He is amazing and such a sweet person. He looks gorgeous 24/7 and just constantly makes me the happiest person on earth whenever he does anything. And I will love him until the day that this earth falls apart and after then too because he ain’t getting rid of me that easily.
“I love Michael afton ward” -phøenix

You need to stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one

*kills them* -phøenix
by Cumslvt18 September 16, 2022
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Michael Capobianco

some gay shit that was born on the side of the road cause thats where most accidents happen. He also lives in a gutter because he dropped out in grade 11. He loves it up the bum and has never 'hooked in' because he can not get a woman that doesn't have a penis.
by sharalie July 22, 2010
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Michael Jordan

One who many see as the greatest but us actually nothing but an overrated ass bitch
People think I’m the greatest but I’m not so I’m a Michael Jordan
by Kingsuri May 23, 2018
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Michael Maybe

A 'Michael Mabey', is a polite way to put something off, when actually the teller knows the answer is going to be "no".
Friend 1: Hey wanna go the movies?
Friend 2: Who's going?
Friend 1: Tom, Dick, and Harry
Friend 2: Maybe...
Friend 1: Hey your pulling a 'Michael Maybe' aren't you?
Friend 2: Maybe...
by Mykal Lawrence July 12, 2006
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