Walk the plank

A phrase that is used for a person who has or is fully fucked the fuck up with no get back.

Me: send me a dick pic

You: for sure

Me: WTF is this, are you playing?? I've eaten bigger jelly beans. Fuck that, walk the plank

by QueenyOmygodess June 23, 2024

walk my cat

When a female goes away to pleasure herself.

Erin: Hey Cassie do you want to go to the club tonight?

Cassie: I can't tonight, I have to walk my cat.

by MichealScottPaperCompany January 29, 2018

Walking frame

When to young rooster stuff each hole on a senior citizen while locking arms and claiming their concession benefits before leaving the breathing corpse leg less in the rooftop

Wanna grab this old hag a walking frame before we hit the pokes

by Frolicking coon April 27, 2024

Spirit Walk

When someone gets the bright idea to leave the group/ function without saying anything, to go off on a side quest wondering through the streets/ nature with no plan in mind just walking until eventually you make your way back.

“Where did Blaze go?” “Idk probably off on a spirit walk I haven’t seen him in a while.”

by First name Debby last Downer November 3, 2023

Crutch Walking

Using crutches without using your feet, thus walking with crutches/ Crutch Walking.

Marvin was attempting the crutch walking marathon.

by JakBCrippled December 30, 2011

Walk up a shit

The act of taking a walk in order to speed up a shit that's been building, as opposed to sitting and waiting longer for it to happen.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Bob? He wasn't at his desk.

Person 2: He said he had to go walk up a shit.

by Anthony Melvin August 31, 2022

Walk off

You take a shit so big that it lifts you off the seat & and you can just walk off

I wouldn’t go in there, just had a walk off.

by Jrod gb December 18, 2021