Sloppy Man Vagina 

When a man inserts himself into a girl, but his penis retracts into his stomach and then he bleeds every where.

Sean: "We lost Tim last night. What happened?"

Jim: "I heard he got a Sloppy Man Vagina."

Sean: "OH MY GOD!"

Sloppy Man Vagina by FAPFAPFAPFAP March 30, 2009

Jesus Vagina 

A creative and exciting assortment of words used to express extreme surprise, anger, or any other type of emotion.

"Jesus vagina what the fuck was that?!"

"Jesus vagina that chick was fugly!"

Jesus Vagina by Naybby-bne January 3, 2010

Drippy Vagina 

A sweet tasting vagina that when conditions are perfect can drip like a leaky faucet.

Me: "Did you hear something dripping as I walked past that lady in aisle 6?"
Friend: "Yes, as soon as she took one peak at you, her drippy vagina leaked pussy juice and it sounded like a rain storm as drops hit the floor.

Store Manager: "Clean up in aisle 6...clean up in aisle 6!"

Drippy Vagina by Ocean Reef Recruiter November 26, 2010

open vagina 

very gapped vagina that no one wants

open vagina

open vagina by justin_88888 December 13, 2014

pee pee vagina 

A name u call a douche bag that is acton like a douche bag

Hey dip shit quit being a pee pee vagina so i can go to the movies.

pee pee vagina by 6969696969 March 7, 2007

roast beef vagina 

A vagina with labia that look like they came straight from an Arby's beef n cheddar.

I fucked a girl last night with roast beef vagina and it gave a whole new meaning to the term "eating out."

roast beef vagina by Lesbian FSM February 10, 2013

Iron Vagina 

When a girl is extremely prude and no guy is able to get with her, she is said to have an "Iron Vagina." Hence the name, the vag is impermeable to any male body parts (i.e. dick, fingers, etc.)and acts as if there is a extremely thick sheet of iron covering it, warding off any and all brave, unwanted invaders.

-"Dude, did you get with that hot chick last night, she was so gone"
-"Nah bro, she had such an iron vagina it was un-fucking-believable. i just went home and beat off...western grip"
-"to her?"
-"..yeah"
-"using facebook?!"
-"ye-..uh........no?"

Iron Vagina by mr35act April 2, 2009