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turtle

A animal that flies around and eats dirt
that turtle needs to get the fuck out of the swamp!
by arguing sloth December 19, 2023
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turtle mclovin

A person who claims to be an amateur level rocket league player.
That fuck wit over there is a real turtle mclovin.
by imwhoeveryouwantme2be<3 January 27, 2024
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turtle poker

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair
Mom help I got a turtle poker
by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 8, 2023
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turtle bird

A male with a uncut penis
“ get your turtle bird out of my face

“ he's a turtle bird”
by anonymous November 22, 2023
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turtle-nappin’

the act of stealing a live turtle.

disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)
Ricky: “arrested?! oh no, on what charges??”

Bobby: “felony turtle-nappin’.” (the act of stealing a live turtle)
by ryqloud March 6, 2024
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Turtles and Conquistador

Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.

Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.

The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
by Honest2n March 23, 2024
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Turtlemouth

Turtlemouth, when a person has teeth but is not visible when talking/eating.
Robert : Hey bro how are you?
Robert’s friend : Good, did your teeth fallout last night? It looks like you have Turtlemouth
Robert : Why’s it called Turtlemouth?
Robert’s friend : because turtles do not have visible teeth.
by turtlemouth April 20, 2024
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