Turd Bird

A person or object that fails to meet the behavior requirements modeled by the coolest person on the planet. (W.W.C) If you do not meet those standards then you are a BIG turd bird.

"Whoa Brennah you're a turd bird for posting that picture on Facebook"

by thatspeachy July 12, 2015

Futon Turd

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

by Hook em Horns February 11, 2009

turd ferguson

an ugly ass person that smells really bad (like a turd)

What up Turd Ferguson? How are you today?

by M.A.Williamson December 4, 2007

turd chug

were your partner shit in a cup and you drink it

dude my gf turd chugs anybody

by turd fasss December 9, 2008

Turdable

Adjective - used to say that something is just as bad as or worse than what can be crapped out of your butt. Could also be a response to a bad joke or phrase.

Example 1 ~ P1: Did you just see that guy pick his nose? P2: Yeah, man that is just turdable. ~ Example 2 ~ "Once I had a dog without a nose." "Really? How did it smell?" "It smelled turdable."

by B.E.A.N. February 28, 2011

ariel the turd

ariel is a turd and can fly

person1:Hey bruh you see taht
person2:its ariel the turd
person1:she smells

by ghklglyfuy December 17, 2013

Turdulence

The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.

The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.

Turdulence
The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.

The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.

by Stubey 77 October 30, 2011