Chipped beef

A broken penis.

My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....

by Katest July 26, 2016

A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

Beef tooth

Beef tooth (can also be pronounced beef toof) is a way of describing an extreme craving for beef.

Ah man I got terrid* beef tooth
*See terrid in the urban dictionary

I got some serious beef toof right about now

by Chris Bush October 10, 2008

Giving the beef

A situation where food particles from another person's mouth are transferred to someone else's via kissing or using too much tongue. Typically used in a negative sense.

"I hooked up with this chick last night and she ate way too many wings before going out. She was giving the beef all night!"

by bobjones97979 November 16, 2020

Beef

Penius or make genitals

Yo bro look how big my beef is

by Dickwerd February 6, 2018

Beef Stew

The action of ejaculating onto an asshole, then proceeding to lick it while the other person shits.

“Yo, me and my home boy about to cook up a mean Beef Stew!”

by MGKN December 2, 2024

Elbow Beef Dip

When you throw up on a woman’s vagina, then spit on your elbow and slap it. Then proceed to aggressively rub her vagina with your elbow.

I would totally elbow beef dip *******

by parress December 8, 2020