Jesus Loving Slut

An individual who loves Jesus and other people's partners.

As a firm Jesus Loving Slut, Sharon attends church every Sunday, the day after she sleeps with Jane/Michelle/Karen/Ann/Sophie/Stephanie's boyfriend.

by Pomodoro April 11, 2010

jesus h christ

What you can say when you are extremely disgusted, shocked, suprised, etc.

Jesus H Christ, that fart smells like rotten ass.

by Jim shitmaster October 13, 2006

PB n' Jesus

When a Catholic decides to ditch Sunday mass and instead have their own 'communion' in the comfort of their own home by way of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.

Phil: Hey brah, what do you think you're doing ... shouldn't you be at mass?

Joseph: Naw brah, screw that. That damn communion bread wasn't gonna fill this playa up. Naw ... I decided to stay home for a good ole PB n' Jesus!

by wxflurry June 7, 2011

Jesus Your Ass

To nail someone to a cross; to crucify someone.

If you don't shut the fuck up I'll Jesus your ass.

by shepj April 27, 2009

jesus christ on rye

This refers to Jeus being healthy in a comical way.

Jesus Christ on rye, that was a cool crash.

by RoundElephant September 26, 2007

fuck jesus in the face

Expression of extreme exasperation.

Fuck Jesus in the face! If Bruce cock blocks me one more time, I'm going to punch him out

by Merkin March 24, 2005

Zombie Jesus day

Also known as easter Zombie Jesus day is when Jesus rose from the dead.

Happy Zombie Jesus day bob!

by [e-mail] April 8, 2010