Fake friend

A person who forgives people in under a week

Fake friend“No I’m still friends with phee”
Lilly: “WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SO FAKE”
Sammy: “IT HASN'T BEEN A WEEK!”

by Fakefriend6969420 November 8, 2021

Fake Spirituality

Fake Spirituality or FS, highly linked with delusion and isn’t real. Often using spirituality as a basis for causing more harm than good and justifying harm by using their spirituality as justification. Without realising it often leads to their own suffering long term.

That’s totally FS. Fake spirituality enables cruelty of the highest degree.

by Aknownmouse September 22, 2025

Fake

Usually a word used by white bitches who use people being “fake” as an excuse for having no friends.

Alyssa:”that bitch is so fake”
Also Alyssa:hangs with her one annoying ass friend on the weekend with her hick boyfriends.

by Cile August 8, 2020

Fake eye roll

Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged

Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)

by fuzzybuzzz January 29, 2019

Fake friend

A person who acts like your friend at first, but at the next second they turn on you.

Fake friend: I'll be right back ok?
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.

by .･maru･. May 26, 2020

Fake

Almost like saying kind of or maybe.You have an emotion towards something but not really.

“I’m fake aggy.” You’re kind of mad but not really.
“I fake wanna fuck that girl.” You kind of wanna fuck that ugly girl but need some Casamigos first.

by Tree210 June 12, 2022

fake person

Person that doesn't like rotisserie, smoke jack, or any kind of roasted pig or lamb.

- I don't like roasted pig.
- You are a fake person

by ilemonati May 24, 2023