Josh the guy that went to go get smokes drops you off at your moms and leaves for 5 years comes back bc he “ missed you” calls you something mean ( FAT) you believe him so you try to change yourself bc you want to be loved my your dad so you do something like (stop eating snacks) then you get taken away by your mom (thank you mom ) and only see him for one summer month.
by Bruh666999 January 19, 2020
Get the Josh/dadmug. "Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"
by JustYourBoy September 18, 2017
Get the world's best dad mugmug. A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.
Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.
Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.
by Lehmms March 14, 2009
Get the living dead dadmug. When your clothes get mixed up in the laundry with your dad's clothes and smell like your dad prior to washing them.
by Chase3s May 15, 2016
Get the dad funkmug. Describes someone who's extremely chic, casual, and classy. They're eating oysters at a small hotel in Greece, wearing all linen. They're also alone in a park reading a book on "the best phrases of the century"
The term was first seen on The Kid Laroi's instagram post in 2025
The term was first seen on The Kid Laroi's instagram post in 2025
"that dude at the bar was on his leisure dad shit.. alone, eating a dozen oysters and 12 martini's in all white linen"
by jessgirly1 May 13, 2025
Get the Leisure Dadmug. 