cock queef

A penile fart caused by excess air build up in the urethra.

I experienced a cock queef after sticking my penis in the jacuzzi jet.

My partner farted from their dick, I think it was a cock queef!

by iqueefedinqueechee February 2, 2020

Mammoth Cock

A big giant penis that has the ability to break a girls spleen.

This girl i was talking to was complaining about her spleen hurting. I got to thinking and recalled that i stuck my big giant mammoth cock inside of her a few days ago.

by Mammoth_Daddy October 27, 2016

john cock

a real alpha chad that embraces masculinity. typically buff and rich and a REAL military man😈

person 1: did you hear that terry coaches the mighty shark dodgeball team?

person 2: yeah, he’s a real john cock!

by coachterryCHAD July 14, 2023

Choc cock

It's the shit on your cock after anal, If the other person hasn't cleaned themselves

Yuck, you've turned my cock into a choc cock

by BobShocks May 13, 2017

cock warts

Warts on your cock, genital warts,

I was going to give eusebio a blow job, but he had cock warts all over his member

by The masked beast December 14, 2019

Cock Cycle

A standard unit of measurement based on the time it takes from the start of masturbation to the point of ejaculation

Martha ran a marathon which took her one cock cycle instead of two....she broke her old record

by Sir cock doctor June 24, 2017

Taliban Cock

When you jerk off don't have any tissues so you rap your dick with toilet paper, making it look like a member of the Islamic fundamentalist group.

No tissues? I guess I'm gonna have to go with taliban cock again tonight.

by RipCastro1926to2016 November 26, 2016