The false depiction of Jesus Christ that appears in paintings and all different types of media. Most people don't know the fact that Jesus in reality was an ancient Palestinian Jew. He wasn't the handsome white guy that's portrayed in movies and artwork.
It's that awkward moment when the Ku Klux Klan and all the racist Christians find out that the White Jesus they've been worshipping is actually a Middle Eastern Arab and not white at all.
by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018
Get the White Jesusmug. A sexual act of which you have sex with a partner, cum on your partners face in the shape of a beard like Santa Clause, slap him/her in the face on each side to give them "rosy cheeks" and yell "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
I fucked this bitch in the ass last night pulled out and gave her a White Christmas, that's the last present she wants from me.
by B-Rad6977 December 15, 2011
Get the White Christmasmug. a low class male or female of limited intelligence who resorts to handling their petty relationship issues publicly in wal-mart.
your boyfriend claims that he's not white trash and yet he insists on fighting me in the middle of the store?
by joelv September 4, 2010
Get the white trashmug. caucasian hoes,
hoes that are not from black, african, kenyan, or nigerian decent.
Also hoes that are not asian, spanish, indian, persian..ect.
hoes that are not from black, african, kenyan, or nigerian decent.
Also hoes that are not asian, spanish, indian, persian..ect.
"shirley aint no white hoe, she def asian"
"dude, that white hoe on your street def wants your cock"
several white hoes were strippers at da club, no one made it rain on dem hoes
"dude, that white hoe on your street def wants your cock"
several white hoes were strippers at da club, no one made it rain on dem hoes
by frusch November 4, 2007
Get the white hoemug. When a gay couple have sexual intercourse, then when they finish one of them dip there right testicle in the others ear while riggling like a fish to late 60's music.
After George and Gary had anal, Gary switched on the 60's music and prepared George for the best Luke White of his LIFE!
by THe Orange Nipple June 10, 2011
Get the Luke Whitemug. The pale kid who, ironically, thinks he's black. Better known as white lightning for his unpleasant speed at sex. Son of the overachieving australian dad who is disappointed in his son. His only friend at school is his 9th grade english teacher, mrs. G. He thinks squash is the best sport when literally nobody has heard of it. He also sucks at everything he tries. This went faster downhill than a Boeing 747.
by MrHurley'sPonytail May 11, 2015
Get the tyler whitemug. 1. an adult white woman. For all you anthroplogist and PC types the term is "European-American" or "Euro-American". "Caucasian" isn't entirely effective because the Caucasian race/catagory/whatever includes Arabic, Indian subcontinent and other peoples whose skins aren't white.
2. a slang name for powdered cocaine.
2. a slang name for powdered cocaine.
1. my girlfriend is a short stout beautiful auburn-haired white lady with soft blue eyes. She may not be a goddess but she's got a charming personality and that's good enough for me.
2. I was at a party at a sorority house at Palmer Avenue. I went to the kitchen to get a drink and Hugo, Mindy and Jeff were tooting lines. They asked if I wanted a snort and I said no. The only white lady I want is in the flesh. It's said that love is the drug and that's the drug that I want - not the kind you sniff up your nose.
2. I was at a party at a sorority house at Palmer Avenue. I went to the kitchen to get a drink and Hugo, Mindy and Jeff were tooting lines. They asked if I wanted a snort and I said no. The only white lady I want is in the flesh. It's said that love is the drug and that's the drug that I want - not the kind you sniff up your nose.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 29, 2009
Get the white ladymug.