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The Aluminum covered Metal with circles that go's vroom vroom and I'm proud to say I was in 11 car crashes (which means stupid idiot ran into another stupid idiot with cars) and my insurance (Which means Idiots who have a worse life than a Fortnite player) wants to kill
Little kid: What's that?
Me: that's my car, and possibly my new grave yard.
by Scarfir May 5, 2019
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Popsicle Car

The act of covering someones car with snow, then buying a giant 2 x 4 and placing said piece of wood on the car (underneath the snow). Then freezing the entire vehicle by using a water hose on said snow.
"GOD DAMNIT! THOSE ASSHOLES TURNED MY CAR INTO A POPSICLE!"

"Woah dude, I didn't know you had a Popsicle Car!"
by "God damnit Richard!" - Buddah February 9, 2010
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David Car

The best history teacher you could ever ask for, he holds the spot in the guinness book world records, for the worlds smallest chin, however despite his chin being the size of an atom, he also has the worlds biggest eyes and whenever he picks on you in history you will know about it just by looking at the man. Former "Rugby League Champion" David Car is known for his phenomenal physique and some of the worlds strongest and largest muscles. Despite him being the best history teacher ever. He still finds a way to annoy 2 particular students. he achives this by despite his answer being so shite, David car still puts matthew drye onto green. By the end of the lesson matthew has completed all the colours even tho there wasnt a blue. Despite the two reasons that i have covered in this defenition there is one thing that makes david car one of the worst. what is that thing you might be asking yourself, He has stole one the most gorgeous women on the planet. Hayley Car. David car tries to dodge finnigan johnson on facebook. He is having an affair with one of the most, beutifull, gorgeous, stunning, spectacular, weird english teacher there is......... Lauren Senior
Whos the best rugby player in the world
"I THINK ITS DAVID CAR"
by Finnegan Johnson March 26, 2023
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Jam Car

Jam car (noun)

definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Jam car (noun)

definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.

Ex. “The jam car saved the whole shipment from de-railing when the Engineer had to slam on the brake to avoid a collision.

Slang - Jam car (verb)
definition: to bang sexually on a level which balances ferocity and love.

Ex. “I jam carred that broad all night long four months ago. She has demanded to pay my rent ever since.”
by Howard Alan S. May 27, 2022
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Backwards car

A backwards car is used to describe a vehicle with an automatic transmission
Stupid Americans with their backwards cars!
by Jack Spank9049 January 13, 2023
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Car

A funny way to call your cat
This seems to be started and spreaded across cat owner community, reddit, facebook
“Hey, look! My car is loafin’”
Silly car 😋”
by LeMalin June 17, 2024
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red car theory

the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked
did you see the 5 red cars at that junction, the red car theory is confirmed
by Taylorssssss October 14, 2023
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