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Eejit tony hoe ass duck skooters

Those Eejit tony hoe ass duck skooters
by TakaXChiyo October 20, 2019
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I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.
Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!
by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009
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eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word

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gif: eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word
me: why?
gif: cuz its almost close to the f word
me: ducking means duck down
gif: no it dosent
me: ok
by Aiden J April 6, 2021
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You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard
Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”
by killacrip August 12, 2021
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Duck Butter

When two (ugly) people (male&female) have sex, and a gelatin/butter substance is made between the two of them. Usually disgusting and smelly, and leaves a snail trail like substance on sheets. If they do not separate, the duck butter will harden and cause trouble for the both of them.
"Ewww, they are going to make Duck Butter together"
"They are so ugly they make duk butter, when they have sex." - A random uncle.
"Lets go make some duck butter!"
by Sai R. March 29, 2016
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duck

Jordan does something idiotic
James: Your so ducking dumb
by tardy b April 16, 2019
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