Texas Blowout Stew

When you eat spicy food and get the burns. But when you take your diarrhea infested shit you bust a nut in that toilet.

David-“ I just went to Chipotle and got the Texas Blowout Stew after.”
John- “That’s tuff”

by Jawn8282828 November 7, 2018

Texas Rodeo

When you’re about to finish in a girl, yell another girl’s name, and try to stay on her as long as possible while she’s pissed off.

“My girlfriend broke up with me when I started a Texas Rodeo.”

by fr4nzfr1es December 12, 2025

Texas hotbox

When one person burps into another's asshole

"damn, after I gave her that Texas hotbox she gotta feel like a fucking propane tank!"

by daddy_succ June 8, 2018

Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.

That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.

by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024

dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.

You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.

by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023

Texas Turbo Twister

Twisting one’s nutsuck till separation from the shaft occurs

Ole Jimmy been limping around since his girl gave him a Texas Turbo Twister

by SouthernPlayboi June 13, 2018

Texas Association of County Treasurers

Collection of elected officials with high salaries, perks, and absolutely no authority. Since 1987 when every county with a population of over 10,000 has been required to have an independent auditor appointed by the district judges, the position has been a useless waste of taxpayer money.

The Texas Association of County Treasurers supports candidates who kill legislation that threaten their titles. The Texas Association of County Treasurers sent the paper a fact sheet on the importance of keeping the position open.

by Candidate to Abolish the Job February 17, 2010