Pizza

When you are too lazy to get the fuck up so you call GrubHub to bring you tomato paste on garlic bread with vegan cheese on top. Also known as pizza.

“Jeez I just wanna Pizza today!“

by ThingsPreAPSays October 24, 2020

Pizza Burger Fry Mush

What the average college/university cafe only gives for food.

Dude are you ready to go eat some yummy Pizza Burger Fry Mush tonight after homework?

by W mansssssssss October 28, 2025

Pizza Children

when you pick up pizza with someone else in the passenger seat so you put the pizza in the back seat, sometimes it gets seat belted.

“let’s get these pizza children home safe”

by xokillme June 16, 2024

supreme douche pizza

One who pounds on keyboards with hammer fingers in a douchey way and drives a new mustang very slowly. These specific douches enter the supreme douche pizza arena once they combine the natural douchieness of a douche with added antics, like gloating about finances, warming one's hands as if in genuflection, or smiling at awkward moments. *Note: These supreme douche pizzas typically have prominent dimpled cheeks when they grin.

Pete: "I'm unsure about mike, he seems a little cocky."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."

by iagothello March 11, 2011

pizza date

Ordering a pizza and when it arrives, answering the door with no clothes on.

Let me just take off my clothes, readt for my pizza date before the dominos man knocks.

by Jd OvO February 28, 2018

Pizza Dare

When you order a pizza for delivery (or any takeaway) and the woman opens the door naked or in underwear.

Sometimes this can lead to more like groping as a tip or even oral or sex.

She wanted to try the pizza dare so took off her clothes and ordered a pizza to answer the door to the driver wearing nothing.

by jbadman October 1, 2023

Lunchly Pizza

Lunchly Pizza is a brand recipe from a company named "Lunchly" that makes delicious pizza, famous for it's blue-colored cheese giving it extra taste. This company also makes other cheese-related products. The Lunchly Pizza is delicious but has caused some cases of:

Malaria
Covid-19
Flu
Common-Cold
Diabetes (all types)
And more!

"Hey bro, do you want some Lunchly Pizza?" "Yes! I love Lunchly Pizza!" or "No, that shit is nasty as literal garbage!"

by BANGIN GOLD, GRANDPA! November 27, 2024