Cool people 

Cool people tell you their names. They send selfies to show you their coolness. They can connect pictures and clues.
If you can't do that, you're not a cool people

Mels: Vo you piece of shit, send me a selfie
Vo: No I can't and I'm not actually called Vo, but I won't tell you my real name
Mels: yeah, you're not a cool people at all

Cool people by Artemisery April 30, 2018

White people 

A species of humankind that lives their life wrong by eating disgusting processed, microwaved shit, suck at diversity, and also proudly take the No.1 of the most racist race in the world. But after all, they are still keep living without realizing that because McDonald fried their brains already.

“Masks won’t save you” - White people
“I will never wear a face muzzle, I will never take the vaccine” - White people
“Ni hao ma” - White people
“I’m not racist, Oh, hey n*g***, let’s play basketball” - White people
“You yellow monkey” - White people
“I love Asian food, let’s eat Panda Express” - White people

“I love Italian food, let’s eat Domino” - White people
“I’m lazy to cook, Oh, let’s get KFC” - White people
“I like rap, I have black friends” - White people

White people by RandomGuyThatWriteShit September 10, 2021

Purple People 

Disguised as an "intentional community", this emerging cult's founder is charismatic and employing basic programming methods to gain followers and income. Hosting mental health spaces on Twitter has garnered him the attention he craves and, as predicted, he now has began several money making schemes.

Once introduced to Purple People an invite is extended to join a discord server where further programming occurs. He intends to build an actual bunker for himself and his followers in the near future based around permaculture. Claims it will be a home for societal throwaways, including sex offenders. Those that question his methods or motives are quickly dismissed and his core, again predictably, consists of young beautiful women and the most mentally vulnerable (mis-managed Bi-Polar).

At face value, everything seems legitimate. Girls really have been evacuated from crisis, but what happens to them after?

Purple People are happy to help because people who need help are likely to pay in homage or money.

Purple People by MoreUno April 23, 2022

Kill Mad People 

1. An expression of agreement. (often abbreviated as KMP)

2. An expression of great displeasure. (usually anger or frustration)

3. An expression of great happiness.

4. A filler phrase. (often abbreviated as KMP)

1. Steve: That was a great movie.
Jason: Kill Mad People.

2. Dammit! My computer's broken! Kill Mad People!

3. This coffee is so good I could Kill Mad People!

4. Kill Mad People, yo.

Kill Mad People by Justin T. September 6, 2005

I can't people

When you're under the influence, and can't mentally handle the idea of talking to anyone that isn't someone you normally associate with because you're too messed up and they wouldn't understand.

"No, I can't people right now. They would expect me to make words and behave like a semi normal human."

I can't people by ICantWord December 8, 2016

Brown people 

Racial classification to describe a person with Brown skin color, not Africans or Latinos or Hispanic people but used to describe people from India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, etc. (South Asia)

Not the same as Desi, but similar.

When I'm older, I will only marry Brown people because I find them most attractive.

Brown people by LADYWITHNOLIMITS1 January 22, 2022

boat people 

ownership and/or having the ability to operate a boat.

you're not boat people, why would you even think about borrowing my boat?

boat people by John Harrison October 8, 2004