porn al horno

noun; spanglish combo with direct translation of "porn in the oven"

"Hey Jorge, you got any porno al horno around?"
"Shiet ese dont say that shit around me madre"

by ponno April 28, 2006

porn star famous

sex pictures or videos of an ex lover that get circulated after a nasty break-up

Rex totally dumped me, but I got my revenge. I showed all my girl friends the pictures of his tiny little cock. Boy did we all crack up! Rex is now porn star famous!

by suegoo58 January 8, 2010

Gay Porn Hard

To put 187% into game. No holds bared!

Gord Ogilvey: We gotta be f**kin' triceps, biceps, arceps hard!
Doug Glatt: Hard!
Gord Ogilvey: Greek f**kin' underground gay porn hard!
John Stevenson: We're all Adonis's
Gord Ogilvey: Highlanders, gay porn hard!
Doug Glatt: Gay porn hard!

by Ethan Hines May 3, 2014

Drive in porn movie

A porn movie that is shown outside on a giant movie screen and you sit in your car and watch it. there is a lot more privicy in a car. You can jackoff, fuck someone ect. while you watch it.
There used to be a lot of drive in movies but not for porn. Now they are switching to porn and more are being built.It is a great porn experence to see it on a giant screen ect.

Lets go to that drive in porn movie.

by Deep blue 2012 April 14, 2010

Music and Porn Computer

An old laptop or desktop computer used soley for downloading shady porn and illegal music so as not to lose anythign important if and when it gets hit with a nasty virus.

Yo Giselle why you got two computers?

This laptop is where I do all of my importnat stuff like keep track of hair and nail appointments. And this one is my music and porn computer where I store all my pics from Tom's secret locker room cam.

by artgod33 February 20, 2009

Gay David Porn

Gay beastiality porn involving male animals and most often a blonde haired pervert, documented, filmed by and starring David Attenborough or any other males named David with a surname of 7 letters+ and white skin.

Michael the perverted SOB: hey David I went down to the adult movie store the other day then looked in the Gay David porn section and rented your latest "documentary" *winks*, I can't wait to fap to it and hopefully triple myself!

David: Oh!, That's my best movie so far I'm sure you will enjoy it, and the last time I watched it I tripleed myself, So good luck!

Michael the perverted SOB: Thanks XXXX!

by natureenthuesiast December 21, 2010

porn star curls

A sexy curly hairdo. The type of curls that a good porn star should have.

Wow Barbarella, those are some damn fine porn star curls.

by Miss September August 17, 2005