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shit stripe

When a cat or dog sits on the floor and skooches along, propelling itself with its front paws, thereby dragging their anus across the floor, a shit stripe is often left on the floor.

I think the reason they do this is because they have an itchy ass, sometimes caused by a hard turd that stops halfway out. It's this turd which draws the stripe of shit across the floor, sort of like a brown crayon being held by the dog or cat's rectum.

It's funny as hell to see unless it's your floor.
Will you stop feeding the dog all that cheese, it's making him constipated and I'm getting tired of cleaning up all the shit stripes he keeps leaving on the carpet!
by Webgrunt January 16, 2006
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Drunk Shit

The shit you have to take the day after drinking a lot, where no amount of toilet paper will ever be enough.
"Dude, why are you walking funny?"
"I just took a drunk shit... Can I use your shower?"
by Wevet April 12, 2013
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Shit Trees

Trees with bags of dog shit hanging from them
When an owner of a dog takes it for a walk, bags up the dog shit and throws it into a tree where it proceeds to dangle from the branches, therefore producing shit trees. Usually found in rough estates around the UK.
by 2008 Jason H April 10, 2008
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Shit shadow

The phenomenon that occurs when someone breaks wind and then moves from the original location in which they committed their bottom bugle to a secondary position, in doing so dragging the aroma of the trouser trumpet from the first point to the next. A shit shadow is formed between the two points.
Also velcro fart.
Victim: "For pity's sake, have you just farted?"
Culprit: "Don't know what you're talking about"
Victim: "You liar. I've just walked through your shit shadow and it now smells of week old cauliflower in here."
by Joe D Beacon April 7, 2008
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Shit seeking

The act of standing over a toilet after you take a shit, to make sure it actually flushes and doesn't clog
"dude last night at my girlfriends house I took the biggest crap. It took forever to flush I was shit seeking for ten minutes.
by Danmit April 9, 2009
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touch of shit

Like this myth of Midas, only in a bad way. Someone with the touch of shit makes everything they touch turn to shit. Often applies to celebrities and musicians, thought can also apply to politicians, teachers and occassionally significant others.
by bigfatass September 5, 2003
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paid shit

It's time for my 3pm paid shit
by crackh0 May 30, 2008
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