a guy (usually self centered kiwis) whos diet is primarily ketchup . usually heinz but will try almost every dish smattered with some kind of ketchup.
ketchup monkey;; "mate have ya seen the ketchup i need it for me cornflakes ay" i"n fact fack the cornflakes just give me the ketchup"
by martin1 October 24, 2007
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by Arfalarf January 28, 2004
Get the Flying Monkeys mug.A monkey who is addicted to crack cocaine, characterized by agitated delerium, feelings of restlessness, and exhibiting compulsive and repetitive patterns of behaviour, mostly in an effort to get more of the drug.
Scientists studying the effects of crack cocaine often use monkeys as the subject of their studies.
Scientists studying the effects of crack cocaine often use monkeys as the subject of their studies.
I must be in love because since I gave him my email address, I've been checking my email like a crack monkey.
by Alena W. April 14, 2006
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A drug addict that will do anything for a fix and visits the drug dealer too often. annoying weak person
by Gkelly September 21, 2005
Get the bump monkey mug.Slang for Clitoris, After touching it just right, she will go "OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH" like a monkey - Refer Leanne Taylor
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