Post Jumpscare Syndrome

Post Jumpscare Syndrome is the 10 minutes after a horrific jumpscare where nothing feels real and you are in a trance-like state.

Caseoh was experiencing Post Jumpscare Syndrome after a jumpscare in the horror game he was playing.

by Minnevan October 23, 2025

post whore

one who has sex with posts. lots of posts

RandomizeR,

that guy is a post whore for sexing those posts.

by bigmtdewdrinker September 9, 2008

post hatrick bj

when a guy scores 3 or more goals , his girlfriend or wife has to give a blow job.

“just got a hatrick gotta go home and get a post hatrick bj”

by thesportsgut1736 December 19, 2021

PSPDS post Saint Patrick Day syndrome

Post Saint Patrick's Day Syndrome... The March 18th morning realization that being Irish for a day doesn't mean your still Irish the next morning

PSPDS post saint patrick day syndrome it hurts but your boss's name is O'Malley so knuckle up and go in to work

by bribowe May 12, 2018

Post it

An image board user eagerly asking that someone share Nikocado Avocado's gaping anus.

OP : *posts a picture of Nikocado committing gluttony*

Anon : POST IT !

by REXFRANCORVM June 18, 2022

Post-Ironic Sinceritism

The act of phenomena of when you use a phrase or word in a sincere or unironic manner, that originally was only used or meant in an unironic manner.

"What up, Fam"
"Bro, did you just say 'Fam' unironically? You used to make fun of people who say that."
"Oh shit... I guess I did."
"That is called Post-Ironic Sinceritism"

by Delete_Repeat April 10, 2024

Post Text Clarity

When you send that really cringe thing to that one bro/huzz, and immediately regret it

Guy 1: bro, I called her a "snow bunny" over text!

Guy 2: Yeah, you definitely had post text clarity after that one. Yikes!

by DiceyStep June 4, 2025