Suck my small pee and call me Ricky

When you get so high during sex and her papa's name is Ricky

Literally nobody:
Me: Suck my small pee and call me Ricky

by ThisVideoWasUploadedToXvideos. June 14, 2019

Stick a handle on me and call me a mug

When you have been used multiple times by people

This is the third time you have spoken about me behind my back, you may as well “stick a handle on me and call me a mug “

by Alfred Stanley July 15, 2019

fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

To have fun and say in a sentence and to make your friends laugh

Fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

by Maxmilewicz November 15, 2019

The worlds best call of duty mobile player

A fat virgin who can’t afford a console or pc

There’s the Spencer the worlds best call of duty mobile player he gets no bitches

by Cardar March 03, 2022

out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!

an away message put up by girls to show that they are currently not at their computer and are "out with da girlz." Usually prefaced by a smiley face and a few "lol"s. Also a derogatory expression of female intelligence.

I used to think she was cool, but now I realize she's "out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!" type of girl.

by TommyOkktane December 29, 2003

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

When you are really surprised

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016

fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam April 19, 2018