Ethan

Bro is awesome, he works out, he does martial arts, hes cultured, he’s the best gamer you’ll ever game with, he’s a nerd that can beat your ass and has 6 fucking cats, with the fattest and laziest one being his own. Which doesn’t really make sense, cause he is the opposite. He is also very awesome, did I mention that? And yes dude, I’m writing about myself to post on instagram cause it’s trending 💪🏼😎👍

Person 1: omg dude, Ethan is totally wicked man

Person 2: fr fr cuh

Person 3: oh my goodness, I want to slobber on bro

Person 1: that’s kinda gay dude

by Almightyeg November 21, 2023

Ethan

A massive pedophile

Look at him, he is such an Ethan

by SoulReaperZR October 22, 2019

Ethan

He is the best guy alive. Some people compare him to god, but he doesn't accept it. He is really good at soccer and football. You should see him as running-back, he is a G.O.A.T. All the girls want to date him.

Dude 1: Hey, who is Ethan?
Dude 2: Bruh, you don't know him?
Dude 1: No, I don't.
Dude 2: Why am I wasting my time with you.

by Wat Up, Ethan October 28, 2020

Ethan

The name of the hottest guy you will ever meet. Ethan is sweet and he always knows how to make you smile🙂

Girl 1: Hey did you see Ethan today?
Me(His girlfriend):Yes obviously he’s my boyfriend now back off bitch

by Jai🦋🦋 December 11, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a bitch. And ge is the gayest person you will ever meet.

Ethan is gay.

by Ethangaykid May 13, 2019

Ethan

A unfunny rude piece of shit. Ethan will probably fuck your mom and blame you for it. Hes a smart ass thats missing the smarts.

Holy shit ,Ethans dick

by cemn September 3, 2021

Ethan

A name given to someone who is tremendously good at lying. They fake it until they make it, this is especially noticeable when they're searching for intimate relationships. It's almost guaranteed they will tell you they have a big penis, in most cases this is far from the truth.

Ethan: I have a massive penis

Ethan: I'm a scout for West Ham

Ethan: I've won the lottery

by Russian_Soldier November 22, 2021