dick vacuum

a dirty, dirty, dirty tramp who sucked your dick, and you don't know her name

Damn, that bitch is a dick vacuum.

Yo, I met that bitch last night, and she gave me that head. That girl is a dick vacuum.

What a dick vacuum.

Man, Elisa is a dick vacuum. Wait, I know her name. She's just a slut.

dick vacuum by JG, BK, PJ, and Nick April 26, 2006

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sling some dick

To get your grind on, whether it be literally slinging dick to some fine ass bitches or metaphorically slinging dick by performing an activity well.

HQ is flying me out to Toronto next week to SLING SOME DICK to their accounting department.

What happened to you last night, bro?
Dude, I met these hot-ass Siamese twins. You know I had to SLING SOME DICK to 'em.

sling some dick by dangeraardvark May 21, 2011

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Dick Cheney

The only weapon of mass destruction besides that retard Bush (Calling bush a redneck would be insulting to all people who enjoy it) Dude, i mean, Cheney almost killed a dude because he shot him.

Dick Cheney: The name says it all

Dick Cheney by Saint Blue April 14, 2006

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Dick Cheney

The forty-third President of the United States.

The reason that Dick Cheney keeps being shunted around to "undisclosed locations" is because if anything happened to him, George W. Bush would be President.

Dick Cheney by fuck no spaces after commas guy April 9, 2005

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pin dick

a guy wth a samll or thin dick

eww he had a pin dick

or i couldnt give him head he has a pin dick (lyke paying a guy out)

pin dick by sam December 1, 2006

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Shove A Dick Up My Ass

Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.

Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.

Shove A Dick Up My Ass by captainclutch October 25, 2011

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dicksand

The attention a man gives you to make you forget about who you are, and everything else. You are completely blinded from all facts and are just thriving to be in a relationship.

From the movie 'How to be Single' (2016)

Sasha: I thought Lila was coming out with us tonight?

Jade: She got trapped in Porters dicksand.

dicksand by jade6ix August 24, 2016

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