dead baby seal

it happens when you divide by zero

Every time you divide by zero, you make a dead baby seal.

by godofbc January 20, 2011

dead man's kiss

a kiss in which a man holds his mouth on the other recipient for an unnecessary amount of time

"He gave me a dead man's kiss for 7 hours straight and now I am pruneish!"

by ubuyv May 19, 2007

Dead beat dad

Usually a many named Danny, also usually a bald white moon cricket with 30 credit cards and on the brink of getting a divorce

That dead beat dad at the stop last night in the phone with his wife was looking out of breathe when you could hear his skank of a wife bitching and complaining on the phone

by Big nigga bill March 11, 2018

tag! you're dead

The name of an ever changing screamo/metal Band from Citrus Heights. Occasionally they add good band members, only to dissapoint them with their constant goal of mediocrity, and then losing them. Needless to say this band is not much to hear about, seeing as their name isn't even a proper noun. If you've heard about them, you probably have dyed your hair black more than twice, and melted your eyeliner before putting it on. The coolest thing about this band is the hand painted banner a former member was gifted that smells of spiced tea.

someone outside of Citrus Heights, but within a 2 mile radius: "Have you heard of tag! you're dead?" "no."

someone from Citrus Heights:
"Have you heard of tag! you're dead?" "yeah, a friend of mine was in the band, he's really good, but he left, his new band is actually playing a big show this weekend with (insert good headlining band here)!"

by r0queandr0le March 4, 2012

Sack Of Dead Puppies

A way to describe how a car handles if it handles bad, like a sack of dead puppies: Cold, squishy, and floppy.

WOW. That car handles like a sack of dead puppies!

by MrWang45 April 20, 2011

only kings are dead

Only important people are remembered long after they're dead.

Who cares about him? Only kings are dead.

by DiggNation (Submitted by Marc Khoury) July 20, 2008

Red dead redempton

You were trying to type red dead Redemption, but you misspelled it, you see an urban dictionary, so you clicked on it.

Guy: I hope red dead redempton 2 comes out soon
Guy 2: lmao what

Guy 1: *redemption
Guy 2: oh ok lol
Guy 3: what u talking about
Guy 3: *MURDERS GUY 1 AND GUY 2*
Guy 3: lmao, what
Guy 3: talk bitch
Guy 4: despacito

by The classic memer July 25, 2018