The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...

Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Christianity

Something that gen z should have stayed well away from.

Mixing Christianity and Gen z is like mixing toothpaste and orange juice.

by glubglubglubglub July 20, 2025

international hate on homophobic maga christians year

a yearly event made to hate on homophobic
maga christians thats celebrated for the whole year in every country

Person 1 : dude its international hate on homophobic maga christians year
Person 2 : hell yeah dude lets go harass homophobic people

by irapehomophobicchristians July 22, 2025

Christian Del Santo

A Christian del santo is a wanna be cburgs. He can typically be seen at your local bryne dairy with the rotating heat lamp full of pizza. If not at bryne he can typically be found fucking man’s bestfriend or laying pipe on his girl Ursula

You see that kid do the Christian Del Santo

by Sapphire272 July 28, 2025

Christian

Christian is a big back b!tch who judges other peoples burgers 🙄

Big back - someone who is perceived as overweight or who eats a lot of food.

Christian - big back b!tch

by Jx.lxnx07 July 30, 2025

Name tag Christians

Bible- carrying Followers of some monotheistic God. Take bits of the Book that work for the Christiannanity exclude other parts due to Bible college .

So I try to get away from those Bible dumping name tag Christians, but they blocked me in my driveway just to speak upon God’s word and everything they felt about it.

by Kcboommm September 14, 2025

prosciutto christian

Italians who kind of bring their meat stories to Christ. She really lubbed him up and turned him into a prosciutto christian. instead of believing in god in Sunday or at a wedding for their favorite God children. they try very hard to pee in the men's bathroom, as a prosciutto christian.

uncle junkle shook everyone hand after learning bumbum men make him pee real good to study way of the prosciutto christian. mafia boys, jesus and hot meat. hand in hand. may be paper towel marvel prosciutto man?!

by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025