Christian

A guy who's wider than he is long. In all dimensions. His motto is: "never bring a sword to a mortar fight"
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Back Jerkman: "hey man, how did you beat that skinny guy in that dick contest, Christian?"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"

by Guy With A Longsword May 15, 2020

Christian Alber

The type of guy to send you to camp.

Go to the camp dude!
Bro, you're being such a Christian Alber, but I'm already going. Gonna be so clean after that shower.

by Tigerballz December 13, 2018

christian

He's the best friend you can ever have he 's not a mandolin like some of his friends you definitely want to be his friend he 's handsome

Christian is the real nigga

by pendejon November 21, 2016

Christian

A nigga with a huge dick

Oh my Christian is packing

by The one and only purrrdr❤️😘 November 23, 2021

Christian

A sexy negro

Daaaamm that negro is sexy as hell is he christian

by Jdsjsjsjsjsj November 9, 2019

christian knight

A badass that loves to eat, and can't be more crazy,he has no filter and is amazing at almost anything

It's a Christian knight

by Wild_card7703 March 14, 2017

Christian Goulding

His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.

Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.

by GeetLord January 5, 2018