box sex

When two people hide in nearby cardboard boxes and masturbate until orgasm. As seen on Scrubs.

Elliot: Were you thinking about me?
Keith: I always think about you during box sex, you know that.

by CameronGTW June 27, 2011

Jesus In A Box

(n.) an immigrant most likely of latino or hispanic origin, who arrived in the United States secretively. Jesus, is actually pronounced "hey seuss" in this case.

Juan said to put Jesus in a box to get him past border patrol.

by TristaJ February 07, 2007

growler box

A womans reproductive organ....often referred to by the opposite sex

She had a sweaty growler box

by andrewblackasaa April 30, 2006

douche box

a stupid person, a vulgar yet truthful term...a boxular object which a women douches in

yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in

by joe blow February 16, 2003

colouring box

container of crayons, coloured pencils, watercolours, anything you use to colour something in with

"Jack can you pass me that colouring box so I can use my new colouring book?"

by Eliza123456 April 19, 2007

Shit Boxing

The act of taking a shit and smoking marijuana at the same time.

"Dude, I'm totally shit boxing my bathroom right now. Damn Taco Bell glued me to the toilet."

by whackietahbackie November 26, 2011

Hockey the box

An Irish slag term for the desire to fuck someone. But a really bad sort of angry, dirty violent sort of shag.

Girl 1 - 'Oh I'd hockey the box of him!'

Girl 2 - 'Oh shit yeah, me too! I would fuck his shit up, big

style!'

by Superman's Dog June 02, 2009