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Screaming asshole

When one surprises another with their gaped asshole (bent over) while screaming to draw attention to the act.
Fred: I just got out of the shower and Joe was waiting for me around the corner with a screaming asshole
Steve: Damn Fred, how deep in did you see?
Fred: It was a deep screaming asshole for sure
by Quazis March 21, 2021
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asshole

An Asshole is a person who habitually offends, is rude to, or is demeaning of others and thinks that there is nothing wrong with their actions. Assholes believe they and their needs and desires are more important than others and therefore they rationalize that they are fully justified in whatever they do or say. As a result, an Asshole believes that if there is any real problem then it resides on the part of their victims rather than being something of their own creation. As a group, Assholes comprise a large subset of Narcissists. But while all Narcissists are indeed Assholes, not all Assholes are Narcissists. Their motto might be: “Being an Asshole means never having to say you’re sorry.”
My Doctor acts as like a real asshole when he treats my medical issues as no big deal.
by DaveTheNerd September 14, 2017
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nine assholes

Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.
That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.
by sarcasticallybrilliant June 16, 2018
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Asshole light

The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.
by anonymous October 18, 2023
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Asshole Slin

Asshole, Refurring to the Anus on the buttox. Slin Refurring to skinny or narrow. Asshole Slin-Skinny/Narrow Anus .
Anna-Fuck You
Alyssa-Dumb Bitch
Anna-Shut the fuck up asshole slin.
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Assholely

The act of being a total dick to another person.
You are behaving assholely to me and I would appreciate it if you went to hell.
by Gun Safety Dwight November 11, 2019
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trucking asshole

An angry roadrage filled commercial truck driver.
Did you see that truck that just cut me off blowing his air horn? He is a real trucking asshole!!
by HTJA March 19, 2017
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