assholic

State where one is addicted to being an asshole, constantly
Everything he says or wants is completely unreasonable. He's totally assholic!
by JennTara November 24, 2015
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Assholic

I have a assholic attitude towards politics.
by SoulCursedRapier October 18, 2018
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Assholic

The act of being an asshole
“Damn, Ty Scally is assholic
by sunslut November 13, 2021
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Assholic

Displaying behavior typical of an asshole; being an asshole.
Calling Jane a bag whore was an assholic comment.
by gryi'sgryhr January 29, 2021
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Asshole Alley

A nickname for the Montour Run Road exit in Pittsburgh, located on the Parkway West just outside of downtown. People are known to cut each other off, speed, and bob and weave through traffic. A caution zone for most drivers unless you are getting off.
I'm getting off the business loop, so I'm gonna try not to wreck at Asshole Alley.
by Maukali2016 March 04, 2016
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Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.
"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"
by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019
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Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank
I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!
by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020
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