Asshole

~a person who acts like a jerk~

first rando person: bro Kevin is such an asshole
other rando person: Kevin is just Kevin

first rando person: Kevin is a different breed of Kevin. he evolved from the monkey type of asshole- he’s like the human descendant of asshole 🙄

by Lucy.anime October 13, 2021

Asshole

A dude with fuckboy hair who thinks he's cool by being obnoxious and arrogant

Jacob is being such an asshole

by Asian definitions August 19, 2017

Asshole

Someone who bumps/demos in Rocket League

"Noah you're an asshole

by Manuteeh June 10, 2021

schrodinger's asshole

Alternate phrase for "Schrodinger's douchebag"

Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"

by chainswordcs December 10, 2023

Flat asshole

Your buttcheeks are so spread apart that your ass hole flat

Brittian you have a flat asshole

by Magsw13 February 13, 2019

moranic asshole

One that is so fucking stupid they believe they become intelligent when their alarm goes off.

You are such a moranic asshole for believing Ekkkk Ekkkk Ekkkk makes you smart.

by JSKirsch June 26, 2017

Asshole

Someone who can be hated but the world still needs them, because where else would shit come out of?

"What an Asshole!"

by Hyper Dude May 15, 2018