april fools day

You can literally do anything you want on this day. You can dump bleach in your friends eyes on april fools day and he'll forgive you for it. God forbid you put clear tape on a bathroom door, though.

A: I slept with your girl last night, but last night was april fools day
B: Okay, its fine then

by cows are better than humans May 27, 2018

April 1st

Guajito's Fucked Up Day.

On April 1st, Guajito fucked a hoe, then he left her and now she chases him for his PC.
(Big big error)

Suport him on Twitch, use to get drunk and cry while play Dark Souls.

www.twitch.tv/guajesalvaje

by Guajito May 4, 2019

April 16

When a dumb blonde with brown eyes and big forehead head was born

Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass

Dumb blonde: fuck you.

by Coochie mans stepsister October 31, 2020

13 april

The International DM Your Tits to your favorite Twitter guy.

On this day, you are allowed to dm your tits to your favorite guy on Twitter. Enjoy it guys

Girl 1: Oh shit it’s 13 April. I don’t know what picture should i send.

Girl 2: send for what?

Girl: For the International DM Your Tits Day!!

by Better Call Chevi August 2, 2021

April 29th

National cuddle a bear contented.

National cuddle a bear day tis be thine day whenith thou have to find a bearith, get butt ass naked and cuddle thine bear to your hearts contenten.

Bro 1: "Hey dude you know what day it is, right?"
Bro 2: "Monday?"
Bro 1: "Nah man its April 29th national cuddle a bear naked day!"
Bro 2: "I know just the guy...."

by Digbars_leftovers. April 28, 2024

24th of April

Some book readers expecially shatter me series lovers celebrate Aaron’s Warner day.

Person 1:What’s on 24th of April?

Person2:It’s Aaron’s Warner birthday!!

by Emiii0 April 23, 2024

No idiots April

U cannot talk with idiots

No idiots April u wont talk with an idiot

by Tuje February 2, 2019