Crab apple mcnasty

A person demonstrating a sour, bad attitude . Being in a bad mood or a grouch .

Wow, what did you do to him??, Jason's a real Crab Apple McNasty today"

by CAbbyG November 12, 2019

apple

1) A FREAKING FRUIT ONLY A DOUCHEBAG WOULD SEARCH THAT
2) A computer system that has much better software than Windows.

1) Apple peels are coated with freaking wax! Who coats a freaking fruit with wax?
2) Apple user: Windows sucks. Windows user: No freaking way you say that. Apple's software is terrible. (Apple user kills Windows user)

by Handle can't be blank. May 3, 2014

Adam's Apple

An Adam's Apple, as defined by the bible was originally formed from a person named "Adam" from Adam And Eve bit into an apple where he eventually choked onto the apple and there remained the piece of the apple to this current day
Now when it forms, it doesnt form from birth, it doesnt appear on the male body until the individual hits puberty

Adam bit into an apple but began choking on it and there remained the piece he bit on, stuck in his throat thus creating the Adam's Apple

by John Kasodus May 27, 2021

Apple law

If it has two colors, it can play bad apple.

Person 1: Hey, did you see they made Bad apple using actual apples?

Person 2: well you know the apple law: if it has two colors it can play Bad Apple.
Person 3: How long before someone does it using a squid or chameleon?

by Sirlordofderp April 6, 2023

Apple Fister

The act of holding an apple in your hand while fisting a partner's vagina or ass. Done to increase the mass of the fist.

She insists on an Apple Fister before she cooks.

by Hans Teufelhund March 15, 2024

Apple

A fruit which has different sizes and colours. Generally healthy.

I want to eat a large red apple.

by Fuckingsexygay69 September 13, 2018

pancakes and apples

If you are a girl you have pancakes and apples which means you have small round things on your chest. If you have pacakes you have flat ones.

Girl, you sure do have pancakes and apples.

by Highfiveballer#5 April 19, 2018