Jesus In A Box

(n.) an immigrant most likely of latino or hispanic origin, who arrived in the United States secretively. Jesus, is actually pronounced "hey seuss" in this case.

Juan said to put Jesus in a box to get him past border patrol.

by TristaJ February 8, 2007

box sex

When two people hide in nearby cardboard boxes and masturbate until orgasm. As seen on Scrubs.

Elliot: Were you thinking about me?
Keith: I always think about you during box sex, you know that.

by CameronGTW June 29, 2011

douche box

a stupid person, a vulgar yet truthful term...a boxular object which a women douches in

yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in

by joe blow February 15, 2003

Hockey the box

An Irish slag term for the desire to fuck someone. But a really bad sort of angry, dirty violent sort of shag.

Girl 1 - 'Oh I'd hockey the box of him!'

Girl 2 - 'Oh shit yeah, me too! I would fuck his shit up, big

style!'

by Superman's Dog June 1, 2009

Box Blasters

when a chick in a pool thrusts upward from the pool bottom legs first and blasts her ass above the surface of the water and whilst in the air spreads ass cheeks so as to expose her vagina.

so i was at the pool bar in cancun and i wanted to show off my box to the cute lifegaurd, so my friend and I did a couple Box Blasters in the pool

by manpole December 9, 2009

Nazi Box

Name of a late 70's/Early 80's Mercedes Benz.

Sorry I cannot help you move, I left the truck at home and drove the Nazi Box instead.

by Al&G June 8, 2011

Elephant Boxing

(verb) - The act of a male with elephantitus of the genitals repeatedly slapping his genitalia onto members of the opposite sex in an effort to: a) cause as much damage to the other partner (resulting, ultimately, in a knock-out), and b) reach climax.

John was elephant boxing with me last night, and I lost a tooth.

by JGottli December 14, 2008