Stinging Polar Bear

When one ejaculates sperm onto their hand and slaps another, it ends up a sticky mess with someone mad.
Sometimes i want to give his girlfriend a stinging polar bear.

I was walking down the street when some ass hole gave me a stinging polar bear.
by Patman88 December 11, 2009
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rebel black bear

An extremely weak and timid creature that bends over and takes it in the ass from a bunch of politically correct liberal idiots. Also may just be referred to as a pussy.
The rebel black bears will really have to lube up for the trip to tuscaloosa this weekend.
by extremerebelfan October 15, 2010
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Furtive Polar Bear

A fiendish polar bear with a minigun that shoots out flaming kittens. Beware, he will steal your food.

In Tales of the Blode on rathergood.com, he was a prime antagonist.
by Crabby McCrab-Crabberson June 26, 2005
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Manda Panda Bear

The overused nickname for anyone cursed with the name Amanda. Contrary to popular belief, it is far from clever.
"All my Amandas are Amanda Pandas."
by amanda April 03, 2005
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right to bear arms

The 2nd and most controversial ammendment to the Constitution. It is part of the bill of rights.

1) The right to have bear-like arms

2) The right to own a firearm

3) The right to shoot a bear and put its arms on the wall

4) The most confusing thing in the world
1) Damn! Halloween is so much better now that I have the right to wear bear arms. I'm going to scare everybody!

2) Martha, I'z goin' a shoot me a crocodillio or a deer for our dinna' cause I gots the right to bear me some arms.

3) Since I have the right to bear arms, I might as well mount this petrified bear on the wall.

4) What were our forefathers thinking when they gave us the right to bear arms? Maybe they never thought it was possible for something this vauge to be misinterperated.
by POMLOVE May 19, 2006
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Over Bearing Bitch

A woman, usually a close friend or girlfriend who has to know everything you are doing, when you are doing it, who you are talking to, why you are talking to them and what your plans are for the day.

Most over bearing bitches suffer from control freak issues and have low self esteem. They also could be suffering from a lack of initiation in their own lives.
Over Bearing Bitch

Her - Where were you all this time, I talked to you five minutes ago and it does not take that long to come over here.

Him - What?

Her - Who did you talk to today I want to know Now.

Him - What?

And it goes on and on and on.
by Verbal Assault January 24, 2009
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Batslavian Bear-Knuckle

When a fat chick sits on your fist with a thong on. The thong gets tangled in your paw creating a veritable web/nest. When you pull your fist out you make her dog dump on her chest and entwine the thong in the poop. The dog thinks the fat chick is the "bear" intruding on his territory so he attacks. Hopefully by this time you have untangled your paw and can nut in the beleagured fat chicks face, hark the reference to the Batslavian ice cream steam roller. The knuckle comes into the equation when you sprinkle pubes on her grill and punch her in the face. The pubes form a beard making her look like a bear you just fought.
"Big Betsy was trying to chill on my shipmate last night and I hit her with the Batslavian Bear-Knuckle which made her heart smile in jubilation...."
by Trondaddy November 12, 2007
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