long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 14, 2020

tea

the best drink known to man

mmmmmmmmmm.....TEA

by llolloll February 4, 2020

tea

It's a drink that is made by certain types of leaves.

Girl 1: I love tea

by thatgirlwhostares April 21, 2020

Tea

Girl spill the tea!

Ava:TEA BITCH

by TEA SISTAR :3 February 9, 2020

Burning tea

To burn tea means to overreact over a given situation

Man you gotta stop burning tea

by MasterOfUrbanSleng February 16, 2020

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

tea

the gossip that keeps every girl living.

the fuel of EVERYTHING in high school and the only reasons why girls ever text on group chats.

“hey sisters”

-no reply-

“i got some tea to spill”

“OMG SPILL SPILL !!!!!!!!”

by ehhhhhmehgirl101 June 5, 2020