eagle nuts

When something so painful happens and it's so painful that it's like having an eagle dig its talons into your nuts.

watching keanu reeves act is so painful that it gives me eagle nuts.

dropping a brick on your toe thats eagle nuts.

walking in on your girlfriend with some dude, thats eagle nuts.

by b.c dude April 25, 2009

Phantom Nut

When a man with only one nut has such a good fucking that it feels like his missing nut is there again. A phantom nut is usually identified as pain in the area of where that nut used to be.

She rode me so good i felt it in my Phantom Nut!

by Halfaman December 8, 2009

Nut Shank

When your dog hits you in the junk with his paw.

I was sitting on the couch watching the game when Fido nut shanked me because he wanted to climb in my lap.

by professor bixby January 4, 2012

stuffy nuts

Comparable to a stuffy nose, but for your nuts. All clogged up and you need to blow it in order to feel better.

I have stuffy nuts, I havn't had sex in weeks.

by K.A.G February 2, 2014

Ear Nut

The pleasuring feeling you get when you clean your ears.

Dude, I cleaned my ears out last night and I ear nutted

by Thicc chicc October 3, 2017

fake nut

The act in which you fake your orgasm due to, exudation, he/she is getting bored, or you are fucked up

"Dude I had to fake nut because I was so drunk. I did no want her to think she can't make be blow my load"

by Cryptomnesia January 21, 2016

A nut hair

A unit of measurement meaning extremely close.

That car was a nut hair away from hitting me.

by Hair of the nuts September 21, 2017