Ethan

Ethan: A very goofy looking person who probably likes to drink other peoples urine.

Person 1: Who is that? He looks like he drinks piss.

Person 2: Yeah he does actually, his name is Ethan.

by pluh67 September 26, 2025

Ethan trotter

Ethan what a count we all know a trotter who is a faggot he has a small willy. It's a fact a trotter will never get any pussy. They love there dad a little too much and there mum is a slut.

Look at that kid sucking off his dad
Oh that kid that's ethan trotter

What a bender

by Pussy slayer 4455 August 6, 2021

Ethan Neill

A useless man who spend the day cubing in class

Damn look at Ethan Neill he is cubing AGAIN

by Loonie 484 August 23, 2022

ethan

a short stinky kid who ONLY wears jeans also a cock guzzling maniac

jim- yo you know ethan?

nathan- yeah heard he is a cock guzzling maniac

by cockguzzlingmaniac August 28, 2022

Ethan Dolan

The the second hottest cutest stupidest person in the world he makes everyone’s day and has the cutest nick name ever, “Eteeweteeee”

“Ethan Dolan please marry Emily Guzman” ty

by multiefandom February 8, 2019

Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.

Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

Ethan

The most country guy you will ever meet, moes his grass, rides his tractor, cuts and stacks his own wood, plants his grass seed, and totally does not have a pool back yard cause that’s city boy activity!

Girl 1: who’s the most country guy we know?
Girl 2: it’s definitely Ethan! (Moans)

by CityBoyCody November 27, 2021