Post malone

A snicker rapper that makes good music when crinkled. He can do good magic tricks because why not, His music sound like this.

Boom chai boom clap clap boom

Man 1:What’s your favorite candy?

Man 2: post Malone!

Man 3: boom car boom

by DictionaryManz May 21, 2019

post-globalism

An age when everybody's secrets are out because of the Internet and everybody is free to act on that information at will.

Man post-globalism sucks. Everybody's trying to be and look perfect to everybody else when nobody is. The main thing is to learn to be better and try again. It's just beginning!

by Kooyle December 7, 2022

National Post your Meat day

July 30th. You need to post your dick on your preferred discord server

Me: Hey bro it's National Post your Meat Day!
Bro: OK imma send it in the official Fortnite server!

by AAAMMMMOOG July 28, 2024

Post Horror Cartoons

The only thing you want to watch after a scary horror movie. (e.g. Dora the explorer)

After watching that scary movie last night I binge watched Post Horror Cartoons for the next 4 hours.

by Onlytruefacts1 February 4, 2017

post-work poop

PWP= Post-Work Poop

Our toilets at work were covered in urine, so I couldn’t poo. Need to release that PWP(Post-Work Poop), I’ll call you back.

by NoGoodUseless1 December 28, 2022

posting face

When someone is posting their face / body online for a multitude of reasons, but usually for the attention of the opposite sex - and usually in a classless manner that detracts from their personality.

Boy 1: I'm seeing this girl a lot recently but she keeps uploading pictures to Instagram like every day, there's always something on show.

Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?

Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro

by peacedit June 9, 2021

Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')

"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022