fudge monkey

a fudge monkey is a retarted kid.

Tommy, the kid in the special ed class is a fudge monkey.

by soap-operas are gay May 24, 2006

northern monkey

A term that southeners call humans from the north of england due to the norths advanced evolutionary state.
Not to be associated with "Jocks"

by 8BallTitan September 21, 2003

Mud Monkey

From the television show Supernatural.

A rude name for humans coined by the Angel Uriel.

"We're wasting time with these Mud Monkeys."

by Shayde_Dante February 9, 2009

Monkey brains

Lack of intellect and common sense.

George Weasel Bush

by Ishtar Garanga March 27, 2003

HUNGRY MONKEY

(Hun-gree MUN-kee) noun. The mental condition one experiences when one really needs to compulsively indulge in an unhealthy activity that generally included the insertion of something into one of one’s cavities- from stem to stern. It could be food, drugs, sex, or even gambling. The individual with the condition is unable to cover it up and/or keep it a secret any longer for it has begun to manifest itself through blatantly obvious behaviors, although they imagine that no one knows of their affliction.

Jake- “You know Iris, I was thinking dear…”
Iris- “Yes Jake darling , what is it?’
Jake- “As I am confined to this bed I’ve been thinking…why don’t you take some time and head off for a few auditions today Iris. I saw several lounges seeking singers on a part time basis and they were in decent clubs near the Theatre District. I’ll be ok for a few hours.”
Iris- “Oh Jake, You are a wonderful man and I’m glad we married. How sweet of you to notice that I had the hungry monkey to feed...needing to be back in the spotlight.”

by Neddy_Ludd April 19, 2006

ketchup monkey

a guy (usually self centered kiwis) whos diet is primarily ketchup . usually heinz but will try almost every dish smattered with some kind of ketchup.

ketchup monkey;; "mate have ya seen the ketchup i need it for me cornflakes ay" i"n fact fack the cornflakes just give me the ketchup"

by martin1 October 24, 2007

sauce monkey

A person that drinks a lot.

Everytime I see Mary she's drunk...What a Sauce Monkey!

by Fred Christ April 8, 2008