The State Capitol

Rubbing your asshole with the state flag pole, while singing the state anthem. And before you climax shove it in your ass.

Last week a girl circled The State Capitol.

by JaloPP May 1, 2022

united states of amercia

the united states of america, you too Alaska, not you Canada and Mexico

also guns in usa

where are you from?
united states of amercia
oh so you like own a gun?
nah, i own two guns
ohhhh

by sussiboka May 28, 2022

Dzerla statement

A statement only Dzerla would say.

B : "A computer."
A : "No."
B : "Then who?"
A : "Peter."
B : "Well Peter IS a computer."
A : "That's such a Dzerla statement."

by MuffinDealer June 17, 2022

United States

Another way to call Mexico. Due to its official name is Mexican United States.

-Where are you from?
-I am from United States!
-Oh, USA?
-No, Mexican United States

by Mr.Chilo July 12, 2022

NEW STATE MOBILE

An uncommon form of birth control. When used by a male he will never be able to make a woman pregnant.

Boy: hey Shawty wanna see my recoil control in NEW STATE MOBILE?

Girl: *gags and leaves*

by Campingnoob July 14, 2022

United Statesican

A Hispanic United Statesian.

Hey you beaner! You’re not no beaner nomore. Now, you are an U-Knight-Ed States-I-Can; get it? United Statesican shut up!

by Mr. Sleepy Creep July 20, 2022

God state

Being able to manifest every detail on your reality. Having the confidence in knowing that everything will go your way, and anything that you want will "pop" into your existence right now.

I had an instant manifestation, I was in the God state.

by anonymous July 22, 2022