Snake

Someone who is a fake ass bitch. Aka Xander, Boomerang or just Alexander. He will usually try and flex on people with his earnings from his shitty dead end job as a Walmart Security Guard. Oh and let's not forget he can flex his money yet he can't buy a Trojan (not a Magnum because he isn't 9 inches, liesss) for his boomerang dick, hence why he has a kid at 21.

There's a snake in my timbs.

Yo I can't believe how much that boomerang curves.

by Boomerangs Suck May 13, 2020

Snake

robbie

me: look at that snake
you: you mean Robbie?

by bigguy178 May 19, 2020

Snap snake

A way to ask a guy if he wants to send you a picture of his penis.

Ryan: Hey chris, wanna snap snake me?
Chris: woah dude that’s hella gay.
Ryan: it’s fine I have socks on so no homo.
Chris:oh sweet dude, let me get it up!

by Cocksuckingking May 20, 2020

trouser snake

Slang for penis, but could also refer to Trowzer from the Yooka-Laylee series of video games.

A: "What's the name of that snake that wears pants in Yooka-Laylee?"
B: "You must be thinking of Trowzer!"
A: "Oh yeah, the guy who originated from the phrase trouser snake. It means penis."

by BrochachoYT May 24, 2020

Snaked

A word used to describe an act of something or someone being very sneaky

What there's no garlic bread!?!?! Ahhhhaha the delivery guys well snaked you lad......

Yeah man I shagged her sister aswel.......just waited till she was asleep then snaked off into her room

Yeah he took his head off........ he snaked him from behind

by TheClawknows May 26, 2020

Himalayan sugar snake

When you’re with a Shard Barbie and you roll your pecker around in a gram of crushed meth before she gives you head.

I gave the shard Barbie a Himalayan sugar snake last night at the hotel.

by RjtK June 18, 2020

The wombats gone through the snake

Typically used when referring to project resourcing:
When a particularly stressful part of a project has been seen out, and resources will not be stretched in future months. In essence as the wombat passes through the snake, the skin is extremely stretched (similar to the metaphorical human resources). When the wombat has fully passed, the resources are not as stretched and more capable of dealing with new issues.

Person 1: Our resources are looking very slim next month
Person 2: I wouldn't be too stressed, I feel like the wombats gone through the snake, and we should be back to normal in a few weeks

by struthmeruth June 21, 2020