slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

slapping the bone

Whacking off furiously

Ew! This creep ass sent me a snapchat of himself slapping the bone!!!

by Toxxxic666 September 5, 2016

ape slap

When engaging in anal intercourse in doggystyle , the man swings both arms back and smacks the woman on both sides of the head simultaneously.

"Her face was so pretty it made me was to ape slap her."

by Cuntpunt69 December 3, 2015

Sleepy Slap

The act of slapping another person while he/she is asleep.

"The man sleepy slapped his friend for being a douche the day before."

by OLUF May 22, 2015

snap slap

To slap someone across the face to snap them back into reality.

Someone needs to snap slap that girl to bring her back to earth.

by word yodeler August 6, 2017

Poo slap

The sound when a massive piece of feces hits the rim of the toilet rather than the water below. Creating a slap sound.

'Explain the shit stains on the toilet'

'Sorry i was poo slapping'

by StayFrostii October 11, 2011

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016