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Retarded

A word that french teachers will not allow you to say, because it is "past its time"
"That guy's so retarded"
French Teacher: "DONT SAY THAT"
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retard

you
reader is a retard
by IFuckingHateEve December 2, 2023
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Retard Rosie

Some girl named retard Rosie who has a obsession with Billie eyelash
Her: I live Billie eyelash
Me:what if you fought her stalking you.

Her: I’d be jumping with joy telling her I love her
Me: I told you retard Rosie had a weird obsession with Billie eyelash. Though Billie is good at singing, so is twenty one pilots you should check them out to see a beautiful bean and a beautiful drummer any way if one of them was stalking me I’d be scared. Because I’m not retard rosie
by Chicken hole November 27, 2019
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Textual Retardation

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text
Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/
by Walshy84 November 21, 2013
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Retard

1. To brake, to decelerate, to slow down
2a. A person born with a mental condition
2b. An insult commonly used as a synonym to "a stupid person", referring to them as being retarded. (The mental condition, 2a) IT IS NOT A REAL SYNONYM, IT IS ONLY USED AS ONE.
1. "When you drive downhill, you need to retard to not gain too much speed."
2a. "Jeff is a retard, school is very hard for him."
2b. "He consumed a large amount of alcoholic beverages, and has now proceeded to operate a registered motorized vehicle, I consider him to be a retard."
by Huvudpersson July 24, 2017
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Retarded

The word retarded or retard is a politically incorrect word that middle schoolers use too much because they think it’s hip and they think it’s a synonym for stupid, but nah, don’t use this word because it’s annoying and not to be that kid who gets butthurt over everything but it shouldn’t really be used by perfectly capable people 🤷🏼 ♀️
Jarred: OMG JEFF YOURE SO FUCKING RETARDED !

Jeff: you can’t use the word retarded

Jarred: ...
by Thatsavegan June 30, 2018
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Retard

Smart guy 1. Don't You hate that retard.

Smart guy2. Yes.
Donald Trump. Hello.
Both smart guys. Get out of her retard!
Donald Trump. 😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪
by Dylan Minor November 20, 2018
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