Purple Shorts

When someone takes your pants, and like guillotines them before taking a sharpee and purpling all that's left over.

Robespierre: Off with his pants!

Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!

Robespierre: Now sharpee him!

*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*

by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024

Purple orchid

A vagina that's bruised up and used up!!!

Shawty had a nasty purple orchid....

by Resee2353739 April 19, 2018

Purple placenta

When a man face fucks you for an hour and a half and only fucks you for 9 minutes.

Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta

by Becky Bitch July 14, 2019

Purple Fever

When you’ve been suckin’ Barney off every day.

Person 1: “Dude, did you hear? Stacy’s got a mad case of Purple Fever.”

Person 2: “Wow. Third person this week.”

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Purple guy

Purple guy: The new species! You can become one by the following: Turn your self purple, Kill at least 2 people (isn't necessary but still), Become friends with a orange guy, Turn a soul into a animatronic (not really necessary but still) and that is probably all.

"Hello Jimmy I became a Purple guy"

Jimmy:...GOD NO PLEASE

by A game enjoyer January 9, 2024

Purple Vandy

A Short Purple motherfucker

Hah Purple Andy and Vanny make Purple Vandy

by VisualArchitect August 14, 2022

Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.

Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.

by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022