Dirty Pickle

When you master bait and you insert something that is supposed to make up for your brokenness because you can’t afford a dildo or butt plug and you just want to feel loved so you stick anything up your ass to feel the stimulation of sex

You your such a hoe you use dirty pickles in school just to feel like your being fucked

by Fistedwaffle69 March 16, 2020

Bush Pickle

(N) noun: A small, uncircumcised penis surrounded by way too much public hair.

"Stacy, did you hook up with that Sigma Kappa guy last night?"

"Yeah, he wanted me to give him head but I choked halfway through on his bush pickle, i couldn't breathe and it took me forever to find the thing!"

by dixonhand June 30, 2020

Sea Pickle

This is a very wet pickle that you sometimes shove up your asshole and scream for mercy while the pickle gropes your sac and squeezes.

Omg... you should try this sea pickle it really goes in my butt.

by Weird butt July 14, 2020

Shit pickler

When something just ain’t going right, or when someone just is fucked in general

Man look at that crack head, he sure is a shit pickler

by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

tangy pickle

A penis that has not been cleaned in three days

Girl he had a tangy pickle

by Tami420 November 3, 2020

dutch pickle

Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.

"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

dutch pickle

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.

"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020