late night high five

Late night high fives, it’s a late night and the only girl you can get with is a high 5...
Dude 1: Bruh why are you still up
Dude 2: you know I’m just out getting a late night high five
by he April 23, 2020
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threat level mud-night

When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.
Wife to husband while driving: baby, I'm need to find a bathroom, it's threat level mud-night.
by Devil's Workshop November 23, 2017
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something everyone has been waiting for, for years.
person in 2015: omg i cant wait for the Five Nights at Freddy's movie to come out !
same person in 2023: ...
by vinnyoml June 11, 2023
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one-night stand crush

A one-night stand crush is a crush that lasts as long as a one-night stand. Short and sweet, in and out. Take the goods and zoom. Yeet yourself out of there. We know you got commitment issues.
My friend Vic had a one-night stand crush. She yeeted out of there quick tho!
Yesterday, I met this guy and I totally liked him! I don't like him anymore, it was definitely a one-night stand crush!
by valgl𓂀 December 11, 2021
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1. Similar to "Netflix and chill" but with Monday Night Football and not a thot. She knows that there are scheduled breaks for things like halftime and quarter changes, so she understands that the "chill" is implied to happen during those times.

2. Actually watching MNF whilst chilling... less preferable, but still potential for a great experience setting the groundwork for another Monday Night Football and chill, or perhaps even a Netflix and chill session.
Him: Hey, what're you doing tonight? Wanna come through for some Monday Night Football and chill?

Her: Sounds good, I heard it's another double header too!

Him: You don't say... I guess that just provides more opportunity for the chill doesn't it?
Her: Yep, see you around 650 so we can get settled before the first game starts
by RokOutKokOut September 16, 2015
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yo mom last night

Talking about something that happened with your mom the previous night.
Example:

Guy 1: Hey Bill guess what.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I DID YO MOM LAST NIGHT
by MilkywayGalaxy 420 September 24, 2020
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Late-night phone sleeping

When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position
Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.
by Addicted to Baked Beans December 11, 2019
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