by kale the magical kitty January 01, 2005
They were the ones on that cooking and lifestyle show that came on the news every morning. I always wondered if they were really as serious as they looked and sounded on TV all the time, even when no cameras were pointed at them, or whether they turned into gangsters or vampires at night when there were no cameras looking. You could tell by the way they looked and sounded that they wanted people to take them seriously.
The straight face gang is going to teach people how to live the good life today, and they know everything there is to know about what food goes with what lifestyle.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
by Robert Brunsting May 17, 2007
john: hey my homo brother nigga
Alex: nigga i white
John: your mum gay lol
Alex: (How did he counter my attack i must use the gayest insult to end his roasting career) YOUR MUM STRAIGHT LOL
John: oh ma dog man now i gotta comiict subasideeee
Alex: nigga i white
John: your mum gay lol
Alex: (How did he counter my attack i must use the gayest insult to end his roasting career) YOUR MUM STRAIGHT LOL
John: oh ma dog man now i gotta comiict subasideeee
by Kylemuncher February 26, 2018
1) when tripping acid, seeing eight planes of existance simultaniously
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up
by J Deb September 07, 2005
Straight from the apes ass... is when you are referring to absolute useless and pathetic nonsense related comment or saying (typically a comment or opinion made by an ex spouse)
Bradley(the ex): I'm ahhh gonna pick up my son I forgot to get the past 6 months every other weekend... ahhhh ahhh (giggle) cause I wanna take him camping for a weekend since I can't take him home to my house because my (new) wife won't let me bring him back.
Friend telling the ex: your ex husband is going to pick up his kid in a few weeks.
Ex wife: where did you hear lie...lol?
Friend: straight from the apes ass!
Friend telling the ex: your ex husband is going to pick up his kid in a few weeks.
Ex wife: where did you hear lie...lol?
Friend: straight from the apes ass!
by Bradley Gomm March 01, 2018
"straight edge drinking game" is a humorous expression that implies that a certain event or series of events will not happen, or will happen with very little regularity.
It's equivalent to saying "that will never happen", "no chance". "not in a million years" or other idiomatic expressions.
It's equivalent to saying "that will never happen", "no chance". "not in a million years" or other idiomatic expressions.
Example 1:
Joe: Hey, let's drink every time Bush says something smart.
Nick: That's a straight edge drinking game.
Example 2:
Andre: Here's a straight edge drinking game. Let's drink whenever Charles Bronson goes 5 minutes without killing somebody.
Joe: Hey, let's drink every time Bush says something smart.
Nick: That's a straight edge drinking game.
Example 2:
Andre: Here's a straight edge drinking game. Let's drink whenever Charles Bronson goes 5 minutes without killing somebody.
by PimpOfPixels May 27, 2010